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17 June 2012
11:10 pm
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dear anon who asked us to choose our five collective favorite books;
Owen: we should figure out how to answer the question we got
Jessie: oh true. i guess - do you like the old man and the sea?
Owen: yeah, a little
Jessie: oh and more importantly. why the fuck haven't you read slaughterhouse five
Owen: because i've read so many of his essays and cat's cradle and it's good enough fo rme
Jessie: oh god no respect
Owen: he's overrated get over it
Jessie: ...says the boy whose favorite authors are hemingway, salinger, and fitzgerald
Owen: HEY FUCK YOU
Jessie: HEY FUCK YOU TOO
Owen: THEY'RE MAINSTREAM FOR A REASON OKA
Jessie: YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE BITCH
Owen: AT LEAST MINE AREN'T OBNOXIOUSLY INDIE
Jessie: HE IS NOT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Owen: HE IS OVERRATED. AND ONE OF THOSE AUTHORS PEOPLE THINK ARE OBSCURE AND PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BE EDGY LIKE HIM
Jessie: SO IS SALINGER. SO IS FITZGERALD
Owen: FUCK NO
Jessie: SO IS EVERY FUCKING AUTHOR YOU READ. STOP TRYING TO BE SMART
Owen: I FUCKING HATE YOU
Jessie: I HATED YOU FIRST
Owen: NO OKAY
Jessie: actually i'm dying laughing right now
Owen: me too
we're still trying to figure out the answer to this pressing question. oh, and that is, word for word, our conversation. it's how most of our conversations go.

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