dear anon who asked us to choose our five collective favorite books; Owen: "we should figure out how to answer the question we got "
Jessie: "oh true. i guess - do you like the old man and the sea? "
Owen: "yeah, a little "
Jessie: "oh and more importantly. why the fuck haven't you read slaughterhouse five "
Owen: "because i've read so many of his essays and cat's cradle and it's good enough fo rme "
Jessie: "oh god no respect "
Owen: "he's overrated get over it "
Jessie: "...says the boy whose favorite authors are hemingway, salinger, and fitzgerald "
Owen: "HEY FUCK YOU "
Jessie: "HEY FUCK YOU TOO "
Owen: "THEY'RE MAINSTREAM FOR A REASON OKA "
Jessie: "YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE BITCH "
Owen: "AT LEAST MINE AREN'T OBNOXIOUSLY INDIE "
Jessie: "HE IS NOT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU "
Owen: "HE IS OVERRATED. AND ONE OF THOSE AUTHORS PEOPLE THINK ARE OBSCURE AND PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BE EDGY LIKE HIM "
Jessie: "SO IS SALINGER. SO IS FITZGERALD "
Owen: "FUCK NO "
Jessie: "SO IS EVERY FUCKING AUTHOR YOU READ. STOP TRYING TO BE SMART "
Owen: "I FUCKING HATE YOU "
Jessie: "I HATED YOU FIRST "
Owen: "NO OKAY "
Jessie: "actually i'm dying laughing right now "
Owen: "me too "